"Tuesday's Ten" - Strange Yahoo News Headlines

These are headlines I've seen recently on my home page for my internet provider. I have not read the articles...their titles just caught my attention! (I won't link to them, just in case there's any questionable material to them.)

1) "Charlie Sheen: 'I'm Not Crazy Anymore'" (So, you're admitting that you were crazy before?)

2) "Why Woman Paid $50,000 to Clone Dog" (I guess the Clone Troopers needed a companion to help them track down the enemy!)

3) "Kim K.'s Doubts on Marriage" (I find it hard to believe that she has any real significant insights on marriage!)

4) "Mining Ban Near Grand Canyon" (Now, you're wondering why this is strange, aren't you? Well, my tired eyes read it as a mining "bar.")

5) "TV Technology on the Horizon" (Isn't TV already technology?)

6) "Kardashian Barbie: Good Idea for Kids?" (Ummmmm! I'm gonna go w/ a big, fat NO on this one!)

7) "Pedophilia as a Disability?" (a new rule in Greece - That's not strange, that's just downright horrid & wrong!)

8) "Whitehouse Hosted 'Alice in Wonderland' Party" (Oh, the comments that could be made...biting my tongue!)

9) "Steven Tyler to Supreme Court: Watch the Language" (Anyone else see the irony here?)

10) "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested" (I feel sorry for the officer who had to do this guy's paperwork! - I'm linking to this article because the comments are just HILARIOUS!)